Who said it

“Hallelujah!” - DUP MP Ian Paisley after narrowly surviving a poll for his recall as an MP over his failure to declare holidays paid for by the Sri Lankan Government.

“If we are going to achieve a successful conclusion then, just as the UK has evolved its position, the EU will need to evolve its position too” - The Prime Minister describing the Chequers proposals as “the only credible and negotiable plan on the table”.

“Chequers is devoid of democracy altogether. This is why many of us will shortly be presenting an alternative plan which will outline a more ambitious vision” - David Davis, former Brexit Secretary. “That’s probably the biggest OMG moment of the year for me, of my life” - Model Hailey Baldwin, pictured above, on getting engaged to Justin Bieber.

“The wild beast that is capitalism” - U2 frontman Bono, saying this was one of the issues he discussed with the Pope. “People think that fashion stole my smile. This proves that it didn’t” - Fashion designer Victoria Beckham, pictured left, normally poker-faced, wears a T-shirt inscribed with the word “smile”.

“Stop paying ridiculous salaries to Gary Lineker and take a cut in your own pay too, for a start. The licence fee is already too high for those on low incomes” - Labour MP Kate Hoey in a message to Tony Hall, the BBC boss, amid talk about a possible rise in the fee.