Who said

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire” – Hollywood star Angelina Jolie, pictured.

“I can die happy now ...but I’ll take

my time” – Brendan O’Carroll, star of Mrs Brown’s Boys, rated the best sitcom of the 21st century.

“Enough, now come home. It’s your

turn to put the bins out” – Cricket broadcaster Jonathan Agnew’s wife after seeing a photo of him drinking a cocktail under a palm tree in Rio. “Why don’t I have any tattoos? For the same reason you don’t put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari” – Dame Joan Collins.