3. Buttery knives

It’s a wink My wife looks after me and my little boy really well and always makes a nice breakfast so I am loathed to find fault. However, it gets to me a little bit when she puts the knife she’s used to butter the toast with back on the plate. I don’t know why, it just does. Maybe it’s because it sticks to the plate and makes a mess. With all the time we’ve been living together I think she occasionally does it on purpose to keep me on my toes. TRP VERDICT: You’ve clearly got a lot on your plate but, even so, you’re spreading yourself a bit thin with this one.