2. Social media

Believe it or not I have never opened a Facebook or Twitter account let alone used one. I’m not interested in what people have had for breakfast and can’t see any reason why anyone would be interested in what I’ve had either. I think I’d be dangerous on social media, too. I might get fired up and write something I’d regret if someone had a go at me. TRP VERDICT: You’re clearly on a troll, that’s 2 out of 2.