2. Celebrity Big Brother

I could probably have said all reality TV in general, but hearing about the new season of Celebrity Big Brother has really distilled my hatred for the whole concept. For a start, none of them are celebrities. Does being Paul Gascoigne's daughter really qualify you? Having said that, I am partial to watching First Dates on Channel 4. The new series where they stay in a hotel sounds decent, so maybe I'm a reality TV hypocrite. Just leave the ‘celebrities’ out of it. TRP VERDICT: Book yourself a date in Room 101