3. Crocs and Skechers
Both churn out some really poor clobber. Our 40-year-old prop Jonno loves them mind and is a decent customer of theirs, but that just shows his age. Fair play to him though, he’s still going strong so we’ll forgive him on the attire front, as long as it doesn’t trickle down into the next generation of Ionians. TRP VERDICT: You give an old Croc some sympathy on one hand and then stick the boot in with the other. Like your style!