3. Seag­ulls

The Rugby Paper - - Feature -

I live in Ex­mouth and seag­ulls are ev­ery­where. I wash my car at least once a week so I get in­cred­i­bly an­noyed when I wake up and find it cov­ered in bird poo. I worry too much about the paint be­ing per­ma­nently dam­aged to just get in and drive off, so I then have to clean it all over again, which is a right pain es­pe­cially when I’m in a hurry. TRP VER­DICT: Yeah, why can’t they just sh*t on their own doorstep! You’ve ended on a high.

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