3. Hairstyle hassles

Whenever I’m on a night out girls seem to come up to me and touch my hair. After 12 years of this I’ve had enough. I’m sure they wouldn’t like it if I messed their hair up. You’re probably wondering why I don’t get it cut if it bothers me that much, but I need my afro-like locks to give me a bit of character and set me apart from the rest. I can tolerate being called ‘Sideshow Bob’ but I just wish they’d leave my hair alone! TRP VERDICT: You’re obviously the mane man about town. Just sit back and enjoy the attention.