ON TWITTER

#TRUMP

Donald Trump took to Twitter to declare North Korea is ‘looking for trouble’. @Chrismurphyct remarked: “The political establishment fawns over Syria strike. Trump notices. Administration ramps up war talk on Syria, North Korea. Buckle up.” @Truefactsstated warned: “With Syria, Trump had a willing dance partner. In North Korea, stupid and diminished will meet truly crazy.” @Dstnlap asked: “Don’t you love how easily this draft dodger promises poss. Nuclear War? After all, it’s not like his family will suffer from Nuclear Winter.” @Steveforbesceo applauded: “The action of Pres Trump sends sober message to North Korea, Russia, China, and Iran. US passivity to aggression is over.”

#UNITED

United Airlines apologised after a passenger was dragged screaming from his seat after being chosen at random to give up his place. @iwriterealgood foretold: “‘I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers’ will be studied in bad-pr case study lore for generations.” @Stevenreichert1 fumed: “Cutting up my United frequent flyer card, and will NEVER EVER fly them again. #boycottunited” @Fishyedalene scoffed: “Don’t worry #United Airlines, you won’t be overbooked again.” @Itsbrandonboyd pointed out: “I wish media would stop saying the flight was overbooked. It wasn’t. They unseated a paying customer to accommodate their own staff.”

#TIMHORTONS

Canadian coffee chain Tim Horton’s caused excitement by announcing its first UK outlet will be in Glasgow. @Baileypittipat gushed: “You’ll love it, we promise. Full of Canadian pride - the cold winters with a hot cup of Timmies, our summers chilled with fruit. Enjoy!” @aka4li45 nodded: “I hear @Timhortons is coming to Glasgow, I forsee dark roast in my future :)” @karenlouise212 clapped: “So happy Timmies is coming to the UK and first store in Glasgow! Have missed it, can’t wait to show my friends @Timhortons #scotland #coffee” @erinlowee shrieked: “Tim Hortons are opening in Scotland !!!! I’m so excited!!! No need to go back to Canada again lol”