ON TWITTER
#EXAMRESULTS
Pupils across Scotland were waking to find out how they did in their exams with the Scottish Qualifications Authority (SQA) sending out around 136,000 certificates. @lucie_duffy tweeted: “SQA that’s a whole hour I could’ve slept for but you’re making me sit and WAIT AND refresh my email every two secs.” @Mrjohnmellis joked: “Bad #Examresults? You’ll be OK. I say this as the guy who tried to persuade his parents “NA” for Higher Maths stood for ‘Natural Ability’.” @victimsofcomics observed: “Don’t worry about your #examresults, young ones. I passed all of mine and I’m still miserable and hate my job.” @Seanbattystv shared: “At 7 I dreamed of being a weatherman. No matter what your exam results are, stay focussed & one day you’ll achieve your dream! #nowrongpath” @tosheeturtle posted: “16 years after 1st sitting Higher English not knowing I was Dyslexic & failing, I sat it again this year & got a B.”
#INTERNATIONALCATDAY
Owners paid tribute to their feline friends. @Number10cat said: “Today is #Internationalcatday so expect all cats to strut around like we own the place. Expect the same tomorrow too.” @Technicallyron joked: “Celebrate #International cat day the proper way, by knocking everything off your desk for no reason and putting your a**e in your boss’s face.” @Radmuzzy posted: “Cats shouldn’t be celebrated, they must be worshiped.” @Johnfugelsang acknowledged: ‘It’s #International cat day& the cats do not care.’
#CORBYNMUSTCONDEMN
Posters displayed humour by suggesting things Jeremy Corbyn should condemn if he wants to lead the country. @pewpy shared: “I’m deadly serious: #Corbynmustcondemn the outrageous price increases on Cadbury’s Freddos.” @James4labourn said: “#Corbynmustcondemn all of those who refuse to stand on the right of the escalator.” @Delicatedave posted: ‘#Corbynmustcondemn the rain, it’s always raining and he does nothing about it. I hear Labour are planning an umbrella tax – 5% down, 10% up.” @Wassboy tweeted: “#corbynmustcondemn coffee flavour Revels, his continued silence renders him unfit for high office.”