Total nonsense

So Eighties pop star Bonnie Tyler is performing her massive hit Total Eclipse of the Heart during the forthcoming August solar eclipse, on a cruise ship.

The idea was doubtless conjured up by the same sort of individual who thinks comparison website adverts are funny, socks with sandals is a daring fashion statement, and smartphone-app ordered takeaways rather than learning to cook properly constitutes a lifestyle choice.

MARK BOYLE Linn Park Gardens Johnstone, Renfrewshire