Show a clean pair of heels with a new doormat

Can you even remember what your doormat looked like, before it was clarted with snail trails, woodlouse carcasses, and mud from the garden? Then it’s time to invest in a spanking new one to wipe your wellies on. We’ve had a good look at what’s on the market, and, strangely, there are a lot of gin and prosecco-related numbers, ie Knock, Knock, it’s Prosecco O’clock and If You Don’t Have Gin, You’re Not Getting In. We have avoided, as should you. n