Deputy turns Green at thought of awkward questions

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It’s a sign of where UK politics is right now that with Prime Minister Theresa May in the Middle East, her choice as a safe pair of hands to mind the PMQS shop was Damian Green.

Still under investigation over allegations of inappropriate conduct, Green’s ministerial career hangs in the balance. So what harm could 45 minutes of grilling by MPS do, eh? His stomach must