Load of rubbish

We have known for years that the Scottish soccer team is rubbish. We thought the rugby team were a different class but it is clear that their away form is also rubbish.

We are, however, world class at creating rubbish. Industrial quantities of the stuff festoon the sides and embankments of all of our roads from Fife all the way to Glasgow and back. Most people don’t notice because they are so busy dodging all the potholes! A special award must go to the two service stations on the M8 for enormous potholes and huge amounts of litter.

Solutions to these problems can be jotted on a postcard and thrown out of any vehicle window.

DAVID JERDAN Bow Butts, Crail, Fife