AND THE WINNERS ARE...

● 1, Adam Rowe: Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job – knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

● 2, Leo Kearse: Ihadajob drilling holes for water – it was well boring.

● 3, Olaf Falafel: Itookouta loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed.

● 4, Daniel Audritt: In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me.

● 5, Flo and Joan: What do colourblind people do when they are told to eat their greens?

● 6, Darren Walsh: I’ve got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it’s not easy. They keep moving the goalposts.

● 7, Justin Moorhouse: Trump said he’d build a wall but he hasn’t even picked up a brick. He’s just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project.