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#JACOBREESMOGG

Commons leader Jacob Rees-mogg told MPS they should no longer work from home and must physically return to Westminster if they want to participate in debates and votes.

@chiclangirl wrote: “Jacob Rees-mogg is such a hypocrite. Saying that democracy means MPS being in the House of Commons. Wasn’t that the same Rees-mogg who was happy to prorogue Parliament.”

@Jarellefrancis wrote: “Lindsay Hoyle telling Matt Hancock to be quiet or leave is the reason Jacob Rees-mogg wants MPS in Parliament back. They can no longer drown out the truth. Boris Johnson is chillingly inept, and Matt Hancock utterly exposed.”

@Charlottecgill said: “I am loving Jacob Rees-mogg’s campaign to get parliament back. Labour can scoff all they want. But what better way to show solidarity with people of the UK than to head back to work too?” SNP MP @Mrjohnnicolson tweeted: “Currently being asked to vote remotely on whether there should be remote voting (which Jacob Rees-mogg says doesn’t work adequately). Peak Westminster.” @Stevepeers added: “Jacob Rees-mogg is almost a good Professor Moriarty.”

#BRINGBACKTHESHAVE

Is it time for lockdown facial hair to be shorn?

@LVPXN said: “Does #Bringbacktheshave mean men are going to stop walking around looking like ZZ Top rejects with pubes stuck to their faces?”

@audiorejectz said: “I am neither woman or child, so no to #Bringbacktheshave.”

@Fingha said: “#Bringbacktheshave my arse, I’m bald and I don’t want to look like an egg.”

@bohblesku tweeted: “Beards amplify 5G signals and will cause us all to devolve and head back into oceans.”

@poordecisionz added: “#Bringbacktheshave Is hilarious. The entire tag is filled with thirsty people checking out bearded guys. You fools. You absolute bufoons! All you’ve done is rallied us further!”

@Davemcgrath added: “Anyone about to #Bringbacktheshave is a lowly dog, forfeiting his right to dine at the great viking table of Valhalla in the afterlife, abdicating Elysium and bringing great shame upon the bearded stallion that, at the end of days, will mount the world.”