The Scotsman

The thunder of Sweet’s bass takes Aidan Smith back to 1973, a Bacofoil blouse and rapidly changing attitudes

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ara Delevingne has told the world she’s pansexual. “However one defines themselves,” said the model and actress, “whether it’s ‘they’ or ‘he’ or ‘she’, I fall in love with the person and that’s that.”

The world was underwhelm­ed by the news. It has heard a lot about sexuality and its 742 varieties over the last couple of years and just about the only response I noted was the mild rebuke of Delevingne by a tabloid columnist for attentions­eeking.

I’d liked to think, though, that the world even amid all its problems was too busy mourning the sad death of Steve Priest to notice. I know I was.

Priest was the bass guitarist in Sweet, the clompiest, stompiest, glitteries­t, most disturbing and therefore most exciting of all the glam-rock acts.

The thunder of Priest’s instrument still sends a thrilling shiver, like several pairs of Doc Marten boots coming over the hill. It’s 1973, the youth club disco is about to be visited by the Young Mental Drylaw, and I must barge the girls out of the way to hide under the tuckshop trestle table.

Sweet were also the most genderbend­ing, more so even than David Bowie. On Top of the Pops the previous year, during his song Starman, Bowie draped an arm round Mick Ronson. This was all he did. He would fellate Ronson’s guitar in a notorious photograph from a gig, but all pre-watershed Britain witnessed that July evening was the arm over the shoulder. It’s become an epochal moment. The Seventies not only had the Winter of Discontent but the Summer of Outlandish Homo-erotic Gesturing. It is supposed to have shocked all parents who saw it, while children sat on swirly-patterned carpets merely gasped and giggled.

But Sweet were on the same edition, playing their hit Little Willy. Only Bowie survives the BBC’S wiping, though I found the lost performanc­e on Youtube, borrowed by a German music show. Priest out-camps Bowie easily by dint of his slashed-to-the-navel Bacofoil blouse and matching silver platform boots and tights. Oh, and hotpants.

Surely more fathers would have looked up from their newspapers and spat out their pipes at this shimmering vision. There was a commercial at that time where two men admiring a succession of pretty young women would speculate: “She must be wearing Harmony hairspray.” The women were invariably blonde, but never more glistening­ly golden than Sweet’s singer Brian Connolly. Surely, much more than Bowie and Ronson, the sight of Connolly and Priest would have prompted those dads to utter the immortal words: “Are these blokes or birds?” Indeed some, appalled by the spectacle, might have attempted to storm out of their living-rooms, only to stumble over the pouffes.

That wasn’t even Priest’s first time in hot-pants; he’d worn them for the previous hit Poppa Joe in February, 1972. And who would copy this look six months later? David Bowie, who paid close attention to Sweet, later cautioning the band to go easy on the eyeliner. Recalled drummer Mick Tucker: “We all thought: ‘What a strange young man, taking it so seriously.’ For us [glam] was all a piss-take. We just wanted to look like four old tarts… four dissipated old whores on Top of the Pops and being as flash as arseholes.” Priest meanwhile used to wonder if Bowie nicked the riff of Sweet’s Blockbuste­r for The Jean Genie.

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