As a baker I live a life of glamour. The first alarm goes off at 3.51am
Katja Eardley, 17, starts early at The Riverside Bakehouse, the cafe and bakery in Abbey St Bathans, Berwickshire.
3.51am
As a baker I live a life of glamour. The first alarm blesses my eardrums at this time, which allows for a luxurious nine minute snooze before having to frantically roll out of bed. I live close to the bakehouse, so 15 minutes later, after trundling down a muddy hill in typical Scottish rain, I can switch the lights and ovens on.
4.15am
And so the baking commences, from cruffin fillings to big fat chocolate cakes, pestos and soups. This is not the only thing I’m doing as the rest of the population is tucked up asleep. I am simultaneously cursing the Americans for creating recipes with cups rather than grams, writing “to do” lists and trying to convince myself that an eighth coffee would be beneficial.
6.30am
Gemma (bread baker) comes in and she is warmly greeted with “Is that the time already?!” The first load of pastries is ready to go into the oven at this point, proved to perfection, I hope. We hold intelligent conversations covering bakery gossip, flavour ideas and what we ate for dinner last night.
7am
Enter boss Aliona (aka mum). She’s served her usual cardamom bun and black Americano. She loads the ovens with sourdough bread, seemingly without a care about whether it has proven properly. The boss is ready so the bread must be too. As any slightly imperfect loaves are pulled out of the oven there is a universal agreement that it is simply rustic and customers will love it regardless. Everything needs done now, caramel is burning and four alarms go off at once.
9.30am
Waiting staff and kitchen porters arrive, warmly welcomed by the overflowing sink of dishes. I am a hangry storm as I write the menu board, pipe filling into cruffins and set up the sweet display.
10am
There’s a cafe full of customers and I get my first break. I indulge in a bowl of strawberry porridge and my 73rd coffee. As I spoon the last morsel of oats into my mouth I am informed, to my immense pleasure, that the cruffins have all sold. I refrain from screaming and calmly make my way back to the kitchen.
11.10am
I ask myself, “Who on earth wants a beef and ale pie with a side salad at this time of the morning?” From then on there is an incessant stream of making sandwiches, pies and toasties. This carries on at the pace of a Japanese bullet train.
2pm
I’m first in, yet the last to have lunch. Obligatory coffee is gulped, then I start preparing the pastries for the next day, holding back the tears as I’m cruelly reminded that this will all be repeated. This brings me nicely to the best time: closing time. Everything gets turned off and I trudge back up the muddy hill home.
4pmalan.you
I play killer sudoku, then unglue myself from the sofa and head to the kitchen. Unlike the average person, my occupation haunts me wherever I go. Dinner is cooked and eaten in a zombie-like state.
8pm
I take myself to where I have been dreaming of all day. My bed. Instagram @katyasbakes www.riversidebakehouse.co.uk