A dangerous Journey

THE most boozy party event had to be the late-night conference karaoke, which saw Livingston MP Hannah Bardell defiantly clinging to the independence dream as she belted out Don’t Stop Believing, recorded by Journey in 1981, two years before she was born. But as a horde of like-minded Nats attempted a world record for dancing The Slosh, a more sober onlooker observed: ‘World record for being sloshed, more like.’ CONVINCED that independence is round the corner, East Dunbartonshire MP John Nicolson promised Westminster a parting gift: ‘When we leave, we want to leave it a more welcoming and more progressive place.’ Bearing in mind the police investigations into missing money and mortgage irregularities connected to Nationalist MPs, Dog suspects that such dubious gifts to Parliamentary life at Westminster may be politely declined.