A night of Trumpkin terror

HALLOWE’EN is going to be particularly vile this year, what with the scary clown craze and the Trumpkin – a gurning visage of Donald Trump carved into a pumpkin, like the terrifying example on the right. At least the cocky Republican nominee is on his last legs. I would say that he’s like a smelly old dog that should be put down, but that is an insult to dogs, who are noble, devoted creatures. Trump’s the exact opposite of a dog. And he can’t even stay on his own porch, either.