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Labour minister and Kirkcaldy MP Lewis Moonie last week said he had managed to dump a lot of spam from his inbox – including an invitation to meet a ‘Russian babe’. Evidence, surely, that Russian state hackers are hopelessly behind the curve.

Don’t they know Lord Moonie stopped being a defence minister 13 years ago? Undercover ‘Russian babes’ such as spy Anna Chapman really would be wasting their time trying to get compromising material on him now.