You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

My late wife Ginny’s Jack Russell terrier is in the Guinness Book Of Records as the only dog to have peed on both Poles.

Explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes admits at a Water Aid party he was hosting last week that he isn’t the only record-breaking member of his family... but what about all those huskies?

When I collected my award, my mind went completely blank. All I could think was my hair needed a comb.

Dev Patel, who won a best supporting actor Bafta last week, confessed at Harvey Weinstein’s after-party that his unexpected success went straight to his head.

How can I play a crack addict? I don’t drink or smoke!

Naomie Harris, right, seemed to forget she was only supposed to be acting in her starring role in the hit film Moonlight

Let’s get something straight, Americans. I’m not a f ****** Sir.

Photographer to the stars David Bailey hints that he’s a bit snappy about his title – he’s a CBE, which doesn’t entitle him to be called Sir.

You just get a knighthood, and you certainly don’t work for it or go looking for it.

Pop artist Sir Peter Blake explains to me how knighthoods are bestowed on the worthy – after David Beckham’s petulant outburst about not getting one.

Being a redhead has helped my career. As a blonde, I was offered airhead roles, but when I went red I was offered parts that were quirky and fun rather than flirtatious and dumb.

Amy Adams reveals at a Kat Florence jewellery-sponsored Bafta after-party that she was dyeing to change her Hollywood image – and how she did it.