Three reasons why Christie leaves me seeing red

Doctor, help! I can’t stop looking at model christie Brinkley in this very revealing skin-tight, bright red bodysuit at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue launch party, for three reasons. one, she’s 63. two, Brinkley’s hotter than her own daughters. three, she totally gets away with it and seems to be enjoying it, too. It’s making me feel a bit daunted about the not-toodistant future when I was secretly looking forward to getting to wear elasticated sweatpants and fleece.