You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

My wife must only be addressed as “Dame Joan” because she’s a member of the aristocracy now.

Percy Gibson instructs me at the premiere of Dame Joan Collins’s new film, The Time Of Their Lives.

I’ve seen food trends from rationing in the war to molecular gastronomy – and nothing makes me more annoyed than “clean eating”.

New Bake Off judge Prue Leith assures me she has no time for the latest fad.

When I was coming up in the industry, agents used to tell me I’ll never make it because I wasn’t Keira Knightley.

Ruth Wilson, below, star of Luther, reveals at the Into Awards that even being stunningly goodlooking isn’t enough.

I once went to Peshawar and visited the Khyber Dentist Clinic. It was 3ft by 6ft. I was offered teeth fillings for 50p and a new set of teeth for £17, and they work.

Michael Palin explains, at the Royal Geographical Society, his unorthodox approach to saving on dental bills.

You can’t become a professional princess with a Bristolian accent, so I decided that I wanted to talk like the Queen.

Actress and former Miss Universe Amy Willerton tells me why her voice went from Bristol to Buckingham Palace.

I’ve legally signed a contract to like all of my wife’s ideas, but she hasn’t signed anything about mine.

Comedian and actor Sanjeev

Bhaskar explains how his marriage to Meera Syal works when we met at The Prince’s Trust and Samsung Awards.