You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

They reported that I’ve managed dramatic weight loss. I have never been fatter and I am happy. When I read it, I thought, “Oh I have let everybody down!”

Phew, it seems comedienne Sarah Millican isn’t wasting away after all.

Unless I sleep with them, I couldn’t spend any more time with them.

Grand Tour star Richard Hammond reveals just how close he is to his fellow presenters.

After getting abuse for doing a bikini shoot, I plan to do the next one nude. The trolls had better watch out. The wrath of Khan will be unleashed.

Loose Women star Saira Khan, right, who I met at the Asian Awards, is definitely not the sort of person to take a trolling lying down.

I used to get pains in my legs because I found it so difficult to talk to girls.

Bill Nighy admits when we met at a screening of Their Finest that he hasn’t always been the confident, debonair chap he is today.

There is no room for intelligence in the charts any more. Maybe there are some exceptions, but I don’t listen to the charts now.

Sir Elton John laments the demise of pop.

When I started as Lord Great Chamberlain, my grandmother was rather confused and asked me if I was Lord High Executioner!

Film-maker the Marquess of Cholmondeley admits to a comical mix-up.

Obama has to be my favourite guest. The worst guests repeat slogan after slogan. That’s usually Labour.

Andrew Marr reveals his best and worst interviewees at the Hatchards Author Of The Year Awards, and gets a bit political.