The Scottish Mail on Sunday

You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

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I was turned down by civil service, the diplomatic service, by two trading firms in Hong Kong. The list was endless. I don’t blame them, frankly.

Jeremy Paxman bemoans the fact it took the world some time to appreciate his potential as a youngster. Perhaps he asked too many awkward questions…

I haven’t baked anything since Paul Hollywood took one bite of my cake, spat it out and said it was absolutely disgusting.

Joanna Lumley reveals the catastroph­ic aftermath of her 2015 Bake Off appearance. Well, not everything can be absolutely fabulous, Joanna.

Am I a Labour voter? Well, I don’t talk about how I vote but I am a luvvie, so I‘ll leave it at that!

Downton Abbey’s Daisy Lewis, right, gives a pretty clear indication of her political sympathies at a recent Lady Garden charity lunch in newly Red Chelsea.

They say social media won the election. What actually is social media? I haven’t a clue!

Seems MP Sir Bill Cash, 77, who I met at the Spear’s magazine party at the Philip Mould gallery, will have to learn fast if his Tories are to do better in the next Election.

I did not drink much to play the role. There was only one scene when we used a real glass of Louis XIII brandy. And the cigars we used were electric ones – the smoke was just vapours.

Dundonian actor Brian Cox gives a V for vaping as he reveals that he wasn’t authentica­lly Churchilli­an during filming of the new Churchill movie.

At the risk of sounding like Joanna Lumley, I have learned that happiness has nothing to do with wealth.

Hunky TV explorer Levison Wood tells me what a life of adventure can teach a man.

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