Doing extra time?

VOTERS may feel jail is too good for some politicians, but Olympian turned Tory list MSP Brian Whittle is bent on proving them wrong. He is recruiting a team of fitba-crazy members to take on a team of prisoners at HMP Kilmarnock in August. Dog wonders if soft-touch Justice Secretary Michael Matheson will referee – and show any repeat offenders the yellow Get Out Of Jail Free card.