Q*: How many bikinis does one woman need, Coleen?
A: A dozen – one for every day of her holiday!
FOR the fashion-conscious WAG, swimwear really is a game of two halves. And with those troublesome paparazzi sure to be around, what choice does a girl have but to call on a teeny-weeny bikini – or 12? Coleen Rooney and her Manchester United star husband Wayne enjoyed a family vacation in Barbados before jetting off last week to Mykonos for a romantic break together without their tribe. And she made the most of her opportunities – sporting a different tiny outfit for every day of the week. Yet observers may have spotted a very cunning tactic, as she relied on her favourite and most flattering design in every possible colour. Coleen’s definitely top of the beach league – in a remarkable choice of away kits…