Girl about town

CHARLOTTE GRIFFITHS’ IRRESISTIBLE SOCIAL DIARY

CHLOE GREEN has found a new accessory to hang off her every word – and I don’t mean her current squeeze, ‘hot felon’ Jeremy Meeks.

This poor parrot, which I’m pleased to report didn’t die from the shock of seeing such a mismatched pair in identical denim outfits, was cradled by Chloe last week at a bird sanctuary in Los Angeles. The upside-down position is soothing for the birds, but will do little to calm Chloe’s father, Sir Philip Green. The tycoon is said to be in denial about her affair with a married ex-convict, and is telling pals that the relationship is just a ‘holiday romance’.

A word of warning, Phil: Chloe has been on holiday ever since her shoe line for your Topshop chain fizzled out in 2014! THEY’RE as famous for their faith as their music, but Mumford & Sons, above, did not show much Christian charity at Latitude – they stopped other bands from playing at the five-stage Suffolk festival while they were performing.

The headliners were surely in no danger of being overshadowed – after all they have three brilliant albums under their belt. But it seems they were sufficiently concerned to request that no music acts play at the same time last Saturday. The last act to reportedly make such a diva-like request was Justin Bieber at Hyde Park’s BST Festival. Music lovers took to Twitter to question whether frontman Marcus Mumford – husband of Hollywood star Carey Mulligan – was being humble or self-important.

THEIR romance started with a freak meeting on the London Underground. And now action-movie stars Sam Claflin and Laura Haddock are celebrating the news that Laura is expecting their second child.

Hunger Games star Sam and Laura, who is famous for her role in Transformers and Guardians Of The Galaxy, met in 2011 at an audition but never swapped numbers before going their separate ways. But in a plot straight out of a romcom, Sam, 30, got a Tube home later that day and, when the doors opened at his local station, he found Laura, right, standing on the platform quite by chance.

The happy couple married in 2013 and already have a toddler son. I wish them all well.