QUOTES of the week

‘The dam has broken on these male-dominated professions, where the Boys’ Own locker room culture has prevailed.’ Scottish Tory leader Ruth Davidson demands an end to the inappropriate sexual behaviour sweeping Westminster.

‘The next James Bond film is just going to be him defending himself against a class action sexual harassment suit.’ Twitter user predicts the plot of the latest 007 movie in light of the various scandals.

‘Cuffing season.’ New addition to the Collins dictionary – it refers to the idea that colder weather leads to singletons choosing a more settled relationship.

‘No one told me judging Gaffe Of The Year would be so emotional. Bravo Prue.’ Twitter user Robert Pupkin after Prue Leith, right, accidentally revealed the Bake Off winner in advance of the show.

‘I don’t very much believe in the stick but it is amazing what can be achieved with a sharpened carrot.’ New Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson, sums up his philosophy during his time as Chief Whip.

‘Nippy Bus has ceased with immediate effect. All staff should consider themselves dismissed… so you can stay in your scratchers and have a lie in.’ Sydney Hardy’s email to 27 drivers telling them they are fired.

‘The employee who shut off Trump’s account for 11 minutes could become a candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize.’ Former Congressman David Jolly after the President’s Twitter page was deleted.

‘I think one of the reasons that I look the way I do is that I don’t have venom in my soul. I don’t hate.’ Veteran actress Dame Joan Collins puts her appearance down to being kind.