You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

The red wine here is like drinking vinegar. There is pickled onion in every bottle. I drank it once and woke up with a sign on my head saying Do Not Resuscitate.

Paul O’Grady was not impressed by the free booze on offer at the National Television Awards last week – a bit rich given he picked up a Special Recognition award!

You can never close the door on anything… except I am not transgender. I won’t be doing that.

Elton John confirms that he is open minded about – almost – everything.

The only time you’ll hear me singing is in the shower. I wouldn’t want to put the world through the pain of hearing me sing Beyoncé’s Lemonade – it’s my favourite song.

Actress Katie

Holmes, right, Tom Cruise’s ex-wife, tells me she won’t be launching a pop career any time soon.

I don’t use a mobile phone and I live perfectly well without one. Though I do have one just for paying for parking bays. I turn it off as soon as I’ve paid.

Technophobe Joanna Lumley admits she’s reluctantly adapted to modern pay-and-display methods.

My sense of smell is so good I could detect flooding in my house. No one believed me until one day water suddenly burst through the ceiling!

Perfume-maker Jo Malone proves she has a nose for household crises.

I would like to make an album in 2018, fingers crossed! That’s not what it’s called, but it could be!

The indefatigable Paul

McCartney reveals that he is working on some new material.