So who tried to track down Humza?

THE Scottish Government has long been suspected of running a Mickey Mouse operation, so when former SNP spinner Kevin Pringle’s family encountered problems at Disneyland Paris last week, they knew who to call. Mr Pringle’s wife Jen tweeted: ‘Hiya [Transport Minister] Humza Yousaf, so me and Kevin Pringle are at Euro Disney and the round resort train has broken down – can you do something about this please?’

POOR Mr Yousaf spends so long fuming over rail delays, potholed roads and weather chaos, who could blame him for making a speedy exit when spotted by an angry mob on Edinburgh’s Royal Mile, protesting at cuts to university lecturers’ pensions? If only our transport system moved that fast.

DESPITE backing Jeremy Corbyn for the Labour leadership and fellow Left-winger Richard Leonard for the top job in Scotland, Monica Lennon has Blairite tendencies when it comes to music. The Central Scotland MSP was recently spotted dancing without the slightest hint of irony to D:Ream’s 1997 New Labour anthem Things Can Only Get Better. And lo, things could only get worse.