QUOTES of the week

‘Menopausal.’ Bank of England Deputy Governor Ben Broadbent sparks a sexism row after attempting to translate a technical term for the economic situation into everyday language.

‘With his desire for healthier diets, sensible spending and a history of orderly exits from Europe, he’s more aligned with government policy than we’ve ever given him credit for.’ Sports Minister Tracey Crouch’s tribute to departing Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger.

‘The knee action of this dance fad embodies simultaneous flexion, extension, adducation, circumduction and rotation.’ Novelist Tom Wolfe, who died last week aged 88, describes The Twist in his inimitable style.

‘Everything wobbles in slow motion, especially if you’re wearing a vest top.’ Judy Murray reveals the perils of being caught clapping on camera at Wimbledon.

‘They were too busy stuffing their mouths with gold to show any concern.’ MP Frank Field lambasts Carillion directors in a hard-hitting report after the construction firm’s demise.

‘He looks like an unmade bed. No amount of lycra or sequins is going to tidy him up.’ Strictly star Anton du Beke doubts Boris Johnson will ever grace the ballroom. ‘F ****** useless.’ Speaker John Bercow’s reported description of Commons Leader Andrea Leadsom.

‘I’ve had a plumber here for a half-hour. It cost me £114. Do you think I could have asked him to do it in exchange for cups of tea?’ Historian Hallie Rubenhold, who is furious with Radio 2 for refusing to pay contributors a fee.