CATS ON MATS

The secret dreams of sleeping pets: Sox, aged five

“5-4-3-2-1… blast off! Here I go on my intergalactic mission to find a new planet for us felines – where our superiority is recognised. I’ve got the small step/giant leap thing down. Yes, hello, ground control. You want me to do what? As if I’d do anything as human as obey orders from you! What’s for lunch? Ugh, no I don’t fancy that. Just let me out, will you? I simply can’t work under these circumstances: mission aborted! ” Tweet a pic of your #dogsinblankets or #catsonmats @simplethingsmag