Monkey business at the shops

DON’T you just hate it when you’re trying to do your shopping and a monkey wearing a nappy starts running around annoying everyone?

It’s such a drag. Stupid nappy-monkeys.

That’s what shoppers in the States had to contend with when primate started running amok in the car park a Walmart store in Ohio before attacking an employee.

Police said the monkey escaped when its owner opened her vehicle door.

A store employee’s tried to capture the monkey near the shopping trolley area but when the man got close, the creature jumped from a railing and grabbed his arm and clothing.

The owner then grabbed the monkey’s hand and walked it back to the vehicle and left.

It’s the kind of carry on that would drive anyone bananas.