Hey! Your name is not Santa Claus

THERE is only one person who should be climbing down chimneys, and he’s fat, dressed in red and has a white beard.

But that description did not fit one Arizona man, who tried to get into his house after being locked out.

The 26-year-old became stuck in his chimney for four hours last week after trying to shimmy down the tube into his home.

A neighbour heard him calling for help and called the fire brigade.

By the time help arrived, the department said, he had managed to get far enough down to touch the floor, but the exit was too narrow for him to completely escape.

So firefighters pulled him back up through the chimney.

Let’s hope Santa never retires, it seems his potential replacements leave a lot to be desired.