FAT’S THE WAY

NON-LEAGUE Sutton United’s decision to red-card 23st roly-poly goalie Wayne Shaw for munching a pie while his team were chewing the fat with Arsenal was total mince.

The 45-year-old Wayne’s pie-eyed stunt promoted the health benefits of playing football for the middle-aged, and he should have been congratulated instead of being made a pasty.

I mean, patsy...