10 SMILES of THE WEEK

▼ a STONE’S Throw

A Scot, Alex Lewis, set a record-breaking distance of 311ft at the All England Open Stone Skimming Championships last weekend. Skim-ply fantastic!

▼ baking bonanza

The Great British Bake Off starts this week. Three months of culinary crackers and cake catastrophes. Joy!

▼ but no more Innuen-doughs…

Or soggy bottoms after TV bosses decided to ditch the show’s trademark cheeky remarks this year. Surely they’re one of its best ingredients?

▼ a CUT above

It’s World Rock Paper Scissors Day 2018 tomorrow. It’s the most civilised way to settle ANY argument.

▼ a bone To PICK

It’s International Vulture Awareness Day on Saturday. Are you aware of any vultures? If so, you might want to phone your local RSPB.

▼ ALL at SEA

Shiver me timbers! National Maritime Day takes place this Saturday.

▼ WHITE Trash

A member of in10 Towers was walking along a residential street when they came across a discarded fridge freezer. There was a note on it, which read: “I used to be cool.”

▼ a TAP Idea

Scots brewer Brewdog has opened a craft beer hotel in America with beer taps in all 32 apartments. Now that’s room service!

▼ PINK In THE CLINK

A piglet spent the night in custody after it was brought to a police station in Elgin. Maybe someone in the farmyard squealed on him.

▼ art ATTACK

A “bottomless back hole” art installation in Portugal has been closed to the public – after a visitor fell into it.