The Sunday Post (Inverness)

10 smiles of The week

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▼ happy holidays

It’s the Easter holidays so we hope you hatch a good plan, don’t shell out too much, eggnore any bad yolks and (om) let yourself go...

▼ fool Time Job

It’s also April 1, so make sure to be the fooler rather than the fooled!

▼ can’t beat a good book

Harry Potter or Beatrix Potter? Tomorrow is Internatio­nal Children’s Book Day, so encourage a little one to sit down with a good book.

▼ doesn’t add up

Mathematic­al and Statistica­l Awareness Month begins today. Shouldn’t they have renamed April 1 and called it Sum-day?

▼ Job stroll

It’s Walk To Work Day on Friday. It seems like a great idea but what if you work from home? Walk to the kitchen and eat a nice biccie instead.

▼ not so sweet

Mars are going to make Maltesers thin instead of round, it seems. “That’s the opposite of the effect they’ve had on me,” reported one in10 team member.

▼ hawaii you doing?

Sales of pineapple have overtaken the trendy avocado to become the UK’S fastest-growing fruit. We love a bit of pineapple… just as long as it’s nowhere near our pizzas.

▼go girlfriend!

Laurie Meisak, from Hamilton, is a 55-yearold granny who looks amazing. She’s competing against her daughter in Miss Galaxy UK. Good luck Laurie! Proof that age really is a number

▼ a gran old Time

Don’t believe us? What about Isobel Stuart from Aberdeen. She’s been enjoying twice-weekly Zumba classes at the age of 90!

▼ heinz-sight

Barry Kirk, from Wales, loves beans so much he changed his name to Captain Beany. A real-life Mr Bean!

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