Celebrity quotes

1 GOLDIE HAWN

“I don’t like facial hair, and I don’t like kissing facial hair, as you can’t find the lips.”

2 OZZY OSBOURNE

“The hardest thing about getting old is all my good friends are dead.”

3 KIRSTY WARK

“The idea that women should be paid less for doing an equal job is absolutely outrageous.”

4 PETER KAY

“It’s been a five-year labour of love.” (after the last episode of Car Share)

5 KYLIE MINOGUE

“50... Let’s go.” (the pop star embraces her big birthday)

6 BEN FOGLE

“My kids were happy to see me, but my daughter said I smelled like rotten cheese.” (the TV adventurer on returning from Everest)

7 NIGEL HAVERS

“I’ve been trying to be younger for years, and I can’t get away with that any more.”

8 DAME HELEN MIRREN

“Does anybody ever get a tattoo when they are not drunk?”

9 JEFF GOLDBLUM

“I look pretty good. If I put on the right pair of glasses and put on the right kind of thing, get gussied up, you know, I don’t frighten little children.”

10 JANE FONDA

“I’m 80! I keep pinching myself! I can’t believe it! I didn’t think I would live this long!”