10 Celebrity quotes

1 TAYLOR SWIFT

“Songwriting is still the same uncomplicated process it was when I was 12, writing in my room.”

2 JOHN CLEESE

“I am so disappointed with so much about this country at the moment.” (the comedian is moving to the Caribbean)

3 BILL ROACHE

“My goal now is to be the first 100-year-old, still working in a serial.” (the Corrie star, 86, will keep acting)

4 KATIE PRICE

“Once you hit rock bottom, where is there to go? You’re not going to go to the centre of the Earth. You’ve got to go up.”

5 HELEN MIRREN

“I never used to leave the house without make-up on. But the more you need it, the less you care about it.”

6 SIMON PEGG

“I don’t think I was ever an angry drunk. Just a drunk drunk.”

7 RUPERT GRAVES

“I have been spared the worst excesses of the midlife crisis. I have actually got happier as I’ve got older.”

8 PIERS MORGAN

“I am ready to humiliate myself on national television. But my non-negotiable fee is £100 million. Cash.” (the presenter names his fee for Strictly)

9 ROBERT PLANT

“Only in a chip shop in Camden Town!” (on the chances of Led Zeppelin reforming to play gigs)

10 JAMES MARTIN

“I’ve yet to have a phone call.” (on reports he could join Top Gear)