Doon To dunoon
Scone Spy tries the Tudor Tearoom.
fINDING myself “doon the watter” and in need of a great cup of tea, it takes me a wee while to stumble upon the right place.
Dunoon doesn’t seem to have a great deal to offer in terms of eateries.
But when I ask two old ladies where I can find a nice café to while away the afternoon, the reply comes without hesitation and in synchronisation: “Tudor’s!”
The friendly pair very kindly give me instructions to find my way to their favourite establishment.
“Ye see that big flag flying doon there?
“Right there, ye cannae miss it,” they tell me, setting me on the correct path.
With its Tudor-style frontage, this tearoom may look a little out of place on the main thoroughfare, but when I venture in and up the stairs, it’s abundantly clear why this place earns such glowing recommendations.
It’s an inviting tearoom, with antique décor. Hanging from the warm, red walls are various paintings by locals artists.
There is a roaring fireplace in the corner, giving a cosy feel, and on this busy afternoon all you can hear is the calming sound of clinking china, along with the steady chitter-chatter of ladies having a good gossip over a brew.
As I look around, a friendly waitress points to a couple of empty tables.
I opt for one beside the large window overlooking the high street, thinking it’ll be perfect to take in the views as I sit down to relax.
In reality, I find myself looking out at a hardware store over the road.
I order a cup of tea and a fruit scone – nothing too adventurous for me on this occasion.
Now, I’m delighted to say this fruit scone certainly doesn’t disappoint.
In my line of undercover work, I find scones can often be a little dry, but this one felt succulent and moist.
However I am feeling a little picky today, and I’m not a fan of my butter and jam being served in a fiddly, little, plastic thingy.
I prefer a big dollop of jam in a ramekin, as well as some clotted cream on the side for good measure.
After I’m finished, feeling suitably satisfied and refreshed, I pop downstairs to the retail area.
Their gift shop features an array of goodies including Thorntons chocolate, Yankee Candles and, best of all, a good, old-fashioned sweet shop.
I’m instantly taken back to my schooldays as I excitedly peruse the vast selection of retro sweets, from bon-bons to kola kubes to rhubarb and custards.
I decide to treat myself and have the shopkeeper weigh up a couple of bags for me.
And with that, I’m on my way out with a spring in my step, clutching some sugary goodies, feeling like the schoolkid I once was – many years ago.