10 Celebrity quotes

SHARON OSBOURNE

“There are too many people in a tiny country. There are classrooms of 40 kids, the NHS is in the toilet.” (on Britain)

NADIYA HUSSAIN

“I didn’t experience a fish finger until I was 17.”

JILLY COOPER

“Lots of human nookie goes on in the book, but I was almost more fascinated by the equine nookie.” (on her new novel Mount!)

KANYE WEST

“My friend told me there are three keys to keeping people impoverished – taking away their esteem, taking away their resources and taking away their role models.”

MO FARAH

“It would be good if I could get the word ‘Sir’ on my passport. It might get me through passport control quicker.”

BARBRA STREISAND

“I worry. I haven’t sung in two years. Really, how am I going to sound?”

BRITNEY SPEARS

“I think I don’t want to do the men thing any more. I’m just done with men.”

ANN WIDDECOMBE

“I refused hair-pieces and false eyelashes, but I don’t suppose they will offer you those.” (advice to new Strictly Come Dancing contestant Ed Balls)

GREGG WALLACE

“Our nation was built on chips and spam fritters.” (on Mary Berry’s opposition to deep fat fryers)

10 LADY ANTONIA FRASER

“Dress up, speak up, shut up.” (on public speaking)