Celebrity quotes

JUDGE RINDER

“Being on Strictly is like going to a fabulous fancy dress party every weekend – you have to go all out, you can’t turn up in a suit.” (on Strictly)

JEREMY PAXMAN

“A machine-washable politician who’s come out of some Tupperware catalogue.” (on Hillary Clinton)

CILLIAN MURPHY, ACTOR

“Basically a woman-repellent.” (on a handlebar moustache he grew for a new film)

JENNI MURRAY, BROADCASTER

“The internet is the wild west of the information age.”

TIM PEAKE

“Yesterday’s pee is this morning’s coffee basically.” (on the water filter system in space)

MICHAEL DOUGLAS

“I am not good in breeches. My legs are too skinny.” (on why he will not star in period dramas)

JOHN NETTLES

“I’m always impressed with the way the writers find new and creative ways of killing people.” (on Midsomer Murders)

MICHAEL FASSBENDER

“History teaches us that we seem to be a tribal breed.”

ANNE ROBINSON

“I am old and ugly enough to know that not everyone that watches you on TV loves you.”

10 PIERS MORGAN

“I would like to send John Cleese and Jeremy Paxman to a Siberian cave where they can bore each other to death.”