10 Celebrity quotes

1 MERYL STREEP

When the powerful use definition to bully others, we all lose. (the actress hits out at president-elect Donald Trump)

2 JK ROWLING

A drunk man in a bar squinted at me and said: “Are you JK Rowling?” I panicked and said: “No.” He replied: “Didn’t think so. She’s better looking.”

3 ED BALLS

I thought smart casual meant wearing a suit and taking your tie off, but it turns out people wear corduroys.

4 HELEN SKELTON

On our farm, I put my hand in the cows’ mouths for them to suck it. It’s like being licked by sandpaper in a vice.

5 FRANK SKINNER

Twitter has revealed that people are much worse than we thought.

6 DAVINA MCCALL

I strut around naked all the time. (on life at home)

7 JAMIE OLIVER

I would like to be remembered as a half-honest bloke who had a go.

8 NICOLE KIDMAN

I would be beyond happy. (the actress, aged 49, would love to have more children)

9 TOM HARDY

You’ve got to look like you’ve just come off a vegan diet, gone to the gym, part Navy Seal – then you go out and save the world. (the Mad Max star is cynical about action roles)

10 MARIAH CAREY

It turned into an opportunity to humiliate me. (on her bungled New Year performance)