10 Celebrity quotes

MARY BERRY

“I don’t do the clean food thing. There’s nothing wrong with having a little sugar. I eat sugar and I’m not huge.”

JOHN CLEESE

“I am practically bionic. I’ve had the right hip done. When you get to my age you do running repairs.”

VANESSA FELTZ

“I still love cheap earrings, cheap sweets and snogging in the back row.”

JILLY COOPER

“At 80 one is not a very attractive proposition. Putting a tongue in someone’s ear and finding a hearing aid is hardly Romeo and Juliet.”

SIR RANULPH FIENNES

“My late wife Ginny’s Jack Russell Terrier is in the Guinness Book Of Records as the only dog to have peed on both Poles.”

TOYAH WILCOX

“I want a state funeral with bells ringing across the land. I would like the congregation to do the hokey-cokey.”

SIR ROGER MOORE

“I had leading ladies who could have been my granddaughters.” (on his final 007 outing, aged 57)

BARBRA STREISAND

“If a man is a perfectionist, he is seen as commanding; in a woman it’s deemed demanding. It’s not a level playing field.”

GEMMA ATKINSON

“A company offered me free liposuction in return for some Instagram posts. It was ridiculous.”

10

ALLISON WILLIAMS

“I’m an actress. The less people compliment my appearance the better.”