10 Celebrity quotes

1 DAME JOAN COLLINS

“I’m very careful what I put in my mouth, because I almost died from eating a bad oyster.”

2 MEL GIEDROYC

“Seven years of making puns about cobs, baps, meringues. To be honest, we’d started to recycle some.”

3 EMMA STONE

“It was one of the most horrible moments of my life.” (on the Oscar award fiasco)

4 ANGUS DEAYTON

“Being naked doesn’t embarrass me. I went nude in a sketch involving a few strategically-placed potted plants.”

5 NICOLA STURGEON

“I am useless on the domestic front. That probably became apparent the first time my husband tasted something I tried to cook.”

6 JOHNNY VEGAS

“It’s a nightmare when you’re desperate for a pee. You have to walk through fans to get to the toilet. All they want is a selfie when all you need is a pee.”

7 ZOE BALL

“I’m not sure my ageing disco hips could take on the last few years’ contestants.” (on a Strictly comeback)

8 MARTIN KEMP

“There is a whistling in my ears. It drives me a bit crazy.” (on his tinnitus)

9 JENNIFER SAUNDERS

“People are so PC now, we couldn’t get away with anything.” (on why Ab Fab wouldn’t work in 2017)

10 JASPER CARROTT

“Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.”