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SCOTTISH Lib Dem Alex Cole-Hamilton has the unenviable task of being his party’s election co-ordinator over the coming weeks.

This means more media interviews than usual and, perhaps, over-sharing. In a “getting to know you” piece, the Edinburgh Western MSP revealed to one reporter he worried about his “many chins” in unflattering photographs, that he had an ancestor who was a Tory MP and the worst pain he had ever endured was dislocating his shoulder “under a girl” on a beach in Crete.

Panicking, he quickly clarified the latter point: “It wasn’t anything dodgy. She was just lying on my arm.”