10 Celebrity quotes

JOANNA LUMLEY

“I haven’t baked anything since Paul Hollywood took one bite of my cake, spat it out and said it was disgusting.”

KIRK DOUGLAS

“A living legend? At 100, at least I am still living.”

ALISON MOYET

“I get the late train and no one recognises me. I think people avoid me because I look like a bag lady!”

KEN DODD

“My ambition is to live until I’m 120 and then be shot by a jealous husband.”

NICOLA KIDMAN

“Fifty feels like an achievement. But I still try to conduct myself with the abandon of a 21-year-old.”

ALEXANDER ARMSTRONG

“I have spent most of my professional life trying to tell people that I sing, including my agent. They all sort of pat me on the head and say, ‘Yes, I know’.”

MEL GIEDROYC

“I have lived through Chaka Khan’s amazing voice pretty much all my life. To meet her was just off the scale.”

JO BRAND

“There is nothing worse when you do panel shows and you throw out a line and people just look at you like you’re an idiot. It makes your heart shrivel up.”

HEIDA REED

“Everyone thinks Ross Poldark is so perfect and nothing is his fault. When it comes to Ross and Elizabeth, everybody blames the woman.”

10 KATY PERRY

“All the awards shows are fake. And all the awards that I’ve won are fake.”