10 Celebrity quotes

LIAM GALLAGHER

“I have just been told I can’t buy cigarettes, unless I’ve got ID. I am 44. Has the world gone mad?”

SUE MACGREGOR

“My view is that there will never be totally equal pay for women until men have babies.”

SIMON CALLOW

“I would rather drop dead at my job than retire. The idea of just playing golf makes me want to jump off a bridge.”

KELLY BROOK

“I have thick skin – literally.” (hitting back at jibes about her weight)

HUNTER DAVIES

“Paul McCartney always took his guitar to the lavatory.”

STOCKARD CHANNING

“I’m having dreams about people, some of whom are no longer alive.”

BRAD PITT

“Heart-throbs are a dime a dozen.”

KATE HUDSON

“I am all for the creams and the lasers and longevity. I am not going to lie: I am one of those women who, if there is a filter, I am using it.”

LEN GOODMAN

“She knows her onions as far as ballroom and Latin is concerned. She is a former world champion, so she knows what she’s talking about.” (the former Strictly judge gives his seal of approval to his successor, Shirley Ballas)

10 JENNY ECLAIR

“I was a terrible show-off as a child, and even now as a middle-aged woman, I am something of an exhibitionist.”